i found these joke on some website and i decided to post em :D

Joke no.1
once, theres a evil man who capture me. i shouted for help, the evil man said.
evil man : MWHAHAHA u shout for help *No ONE* will come for help.

then a boy name no one came, i coming to save u!

WOAHH!! the evil man say : shou chao cao , chao cao jiu dao .

chao cao : what evil man , cal me for?

eveil man : oh my god..

my god : who call me?

who : what? i never call u

i never call : Jian Gui la!

ghost ( gui ) : fish la who found me?

who : not me leh

so , the evil man has been died due to nonense hilarous people.

if you understand its funny :D


Joke 2


theres a temple with 3 nun and a monk.
their toliet are seperated .
once, the monk wanted to bath. so he go the bathroom and bath
he den realised that he fogot to take his towel and soap
so he went to his locker NAKED[U] then, he heard noise cominng
IT WAS THE NUN.
MONK:OM*g nao what? am dead le later they see my ****.
ah! pretend to be a model!
so, he take his towel and cover and cover his p part.
and take the soap reach high.
the butt show outside
the 3 nun saw the *MODEL* . they say ...
NUN 1 : omy theres a vending machine!
NUN 2 : YEAH wanna DONG some money?
NUN 3 :(shy) oo....k...
so the nun 1 put $1 innhis butt.
the monk very ich so he drop the soap.
NUN 1 : WOAHHH $1 GOT AN SOAP! FTW MAN!
nun 2 put $0.50 in.
the monk sooooo ich that drop towel.
NUN 2 : hmmmp? towel.... god am better man.
nun 3 said : errr... only got 10 cent.. but still can put.

when the nun 3 put money inside. nothing came out. she
realised there a *long thing*
so she pull out, pull in pull out pull in..
the monk in mind: SIOK ARHHH WTH, AM GONNA ERACT!!!!!
the white liquid came out...
the monk 3 turn around and say,
NUN 3 : WOAH AM THE BEST! 10 cent CAME OUT TO BE... DOVE FACIAL CREAM HAHAHAHA

this joke is abit pervert ^^